neoputa:

i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs

(via b-wags)

(Source: iamnevertheone, via b-wags)

the-tardis-gets-wifi:

cisbloodscum:

it makes me really uncomfortable that 12am comes before 11am

let’s file this under things that I was not fully aware of until a text post happened

(Source: chillaxton, via narry-poppins)

frigerator:

true friendship

(via narry-poppins)

egberts:

slimekind:

they do exist

i thought this was like an iv drip made of caprisun

(Source: wereshota, via narry-poppins)

One of my friends has contacted me about wanting to cut and kill herself. This is not the first time she has said this. I’ve helped her out before, but I always feel like I say the wrong thing. I love her to death and she knows that. I know this situation is never easy to deal with. I’m turning to you guys for some advice on this. Please respond. Please help me keep another person on this Earth. Please.

(via justgirlythings)

a-study-in-gay:

gabul0sis:

like i don’t party i don’t do drugs i’m not pregnant i don’t worship satan or anything and all i do is get yelled at for stupid shit like leaving a fork in the sink 

who wrote the story of my life

(Source: gabbywoo, via katy-did-what)

evansomething:

I’m leaving for a trip to NYC to play at Carnegie Hall with my university’s Wind Symphony in less than 36 hours. I am so excited. I’ve been to NYC before, but I didn’t really get to do that much. Anyone that’s been before/lives there have any good suggestions on things to do? We have some downtime in the city to do whatever we want, and I’d love to already have some cool things in mind before we get there.

heartless:

uny-corn:

shes-lost-in-thoughts:

pubilicious:

this episode emotionally scarred me

oh god it’s transparent

alone

trippiest episode of spongebob

(via angeeestar)

(Source: nom-food, via btwmallory)

Childhood episodes turned into college nights.

Wyatt: “Anna what are you doing?”
Anna: “Writing a paper.”
Wyatt: “It’s four in the morning. Why on Earth are you writing a paper?”
Anna: “Because I’ve lost all control in my life.”

Next day in class:
Teacher: “I’ve decided to extend your paper due date to next friday.”
Anna: “AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”

punsicle:

have you ever stayed up late with someone texting or chatting and known as the hours ticked by that you’d be ridiculously tired in the morning but it didnt matter because it was really fun and totally worth losing sleep over just to laugh with someone and enjoy their company maybe and then the next day you keep tiredly recalling how much fun it was while you’re falling asleep in class and that makes it not so bad that you’re tired anymore

(via petershouseofbiscuits)

(via self-emulation)

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